如何一句話惹惱一個國家?(三)
What''s a sentence that can trigger your entire country?
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網友:“印度是一個貧窮的國家”——埃文 · 斯皮格爾曾經這樣說過,還有Snapchat,之后Snapchat在谷歌Play Store評級降低了,不,我們的整個國家并不像《貧民窟的百萬富翁》描述的那樣?!坝型饪剖中g式襲擊(巴基斯坦)的證據嗎”——這會惹惱很多人,以至于當巴拉科特襲擊發生時,沒有人敢質疑它是否有效......
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‘India is a poor country.’
Evan Spiegel said this once. In addition to Snapchat, even Snapdeal got down rated on Play Store. No, our entire country isn’t like it’s depicted in Slumdog Millionaire.
‘Any proof of surgical strikes?’
This triggered so many people that when Balakot strikes happened no one dared to question if it was effective.
‘India is intolerant.’
Ask Amir Khan, SRK.
‘Lata Mangeshkar should die.’
Tanmay Bhatt was greatly criticised after he made a mini vine on this. In general, there is a great deal of reverence for senior citizens.
‘Sachin Tendulkar is overrated.’
Don’t you ever try in Public. He’s God to most cricket followers.
‘Pakistan zindabad.’
There’s a question on Quora, check it out.
‘Hindi should be national language.’
This won’t trigger the entire country, but the Southern part. Two powerful political parties took birth and have been reigning since the first time someone said this.
‘Nathuram Godse had a reason…’
He assassinated Mahatma Gandhi, the man on our money. Some say his reason for doing so was compelling, mostly ruling party followers. Most Indians will not hear a word against Gandhi.
(No I do not subscribe to Pragya Thakur’s school of thought, Indians reading this please don’t report me.)
‘Salman Khan movies are shite.’
Bhai has a bigger fan base than Man City and PSG combined.
‘Chowkidar chor hai.’
Chowkidar and his supporters destroyed the political career of the one who said it.
“印度是一個貧窮的國家”
——埃文 · 斯皮格爾曾經這樣說過,還有Snapchat,之后Snapchat在谷歌Play Store評級降低了,不,我們的整個國家并不像《貧民窟的百萬富翁》描述的那樣。
“有外科手術式襲擊(巴基斯坦)的證據嗎”
——這會惹惱很多人,以至于當巴拉科特襲擊發生時,沒有人敢質疑它是否有效。
“印度不寬容”
——問問阿米爾汗,SRK。
“拉塔 · 曼格什卡應該死”
——坦邁巴哈特因為在這個問題上做了一個小小的改動而受到了嚴厲的批評,總的來說,人們對老年人抱有極大的尊敬。
“沙奇·德魯卡被高估了?!?br /> ——千萬不要在公共場合這樣說,他是大多數板球迷的上帝。
“巴基斯坦萬歲”
——Quora上有一關于這個的問題,看看吧。
“印地語應該成為國家語言”
——這不會惹惱整個國家,但至少會惹惱南印度,自從第一次有人說這句話后,兩個強大的政黨就誕生了,并一直在執政。
“納圖拉姆 · 戈德斯刺殺甘地是有原因的...”
他暗殺了圣雄甘地,印在我們貨幣上的那個人,一些人說他這樣做是有原因的,是迫不得已,大多數是執政黨的追隨者,大多數印度人喜歡聽到反對甘地的話。
“薩爾曼 · 汗的電影都是垃圾”
——薩爾曼 · 汗粉絲數量比曼城和PSG戰隊的總和還要多。
“ Chowkidar是賊 ”
—— Chowkidar和他的支持者摧毀了說這話的人的政治生涯。
Azerbaijan
“What is Azerbaijan?”
“Does this country really exist?” etc.
Do people really study geography at school? I can understand if people don't know much about the country but that's so strange when people even don't know about the existence of any country.
“Karabakh is Armenian”
Karabakh is a disputed land between Azerbaijan and Armenia. Never say this if you visit my country by chance.
“Azerbaijani coffee”
Every second foreigner says that in Azerbaijan. If we are kinda siblings of Turkey that doesn't mean we also drink coffee.
There's no Azerbaijani coffee. We drink mostly tea.
“Azerbaijan is a Muslim country”.
We avoid this phrase. Azerbaijan is a secular state without any official religion. If you say this phrase, wait for a long lecture from the local how irreligious we are. “Azerbaijan is a nominally Muslim-populated state” is correct.
“Aliyev is a dictator”.
Everyone in my country perfectly knows who is Aliyev without a comment from a foreigner. When saying this to the local you just put this person into the awkward situation. Try to avoid any political topics with Azerbaijanis.
阿塞拜疆
"阿塞拜疆是什么?"
"這個國家真的存在嗎?"等等。
—— 你上學的時候真學過地理嗎?如果人們對這個國家不了解,我可以理解,但當人們甚至不知道某個國家的存在時,這就太奇怪了。
"卡拉巴赫(納卡)是亞美尼亞的"
卡拉巴赫是阿塞拜疆和亞美尼亞之間有爭議的土地,如果你偶然來到我的國家,千萬不要這樣說。
"阿塞拜疆咖啡"
—— 在阿塞拜疆,每一個外國人都會這么說,即使我們和土耳其人是姻親關系,但并不意味著我們也喝咖啡。
阿塞拜疆沒有咖啡,我們主要喝茶。
"阿塞拜疆是一個穆斯林國家"
—— 我們避免使用這句話,阿塞拜疆是一個沒有任何官方宗教的世俗國家,如果你說這句話,就等著聽當地人的長篇大論吧,我們非常沒有宗教信仰,"阿塞拜疆是一個名義上穆斯林居住的國家 ",這句話是正確的。
"阿利耶夫是個獨裁者"
——在我的國家,每個人都知道阿利耶夫是何許人也,不需要外國人的評論,對當地人說這句話,你會陷入尷尬的境地,盡量避免與阿塞拜疆人談論任何政治話題。
Bangladeshi Here
“Indian army liberated Bangladesh in 1971”.
Explanation: London Times, in 1971, reported that, “If blood is the price of independence, then Bangladesh has paid the highest price in history.”
3 million martyrs and 4 lakh raped mothers and sisters are the “price”.
[NB: India helped Bangladesh when we needed it the most. India and Bangladesh are supposed to be good friends. Unfortunately this kind of blind arrogance puts serious stress on our relationship]
"Crimes against humanity: trial in Bangladesh"
30 lakh martyrs a settled history
我孟加拉人。
"印度軍隊在1971年解放了孟加拉國"。
——解釋一下,《 倫敦時報》曾在1971年報道說 :"如果鮮血是獨立的代價,那么孟加拉國就付出了史上最高的代價"。
300萬烈士和40萬被強奸的母親和姐妹,這就是我們付出的 "代價"。
[注:印度在我們最需要的時候幫助了孟加拉國,印度和孟加拉國應該是好朋友,不幸的是,這種盲目的傲慢給我們的關系帶來了嚴重的壓力 ]
鏈接:”危害人類罪: 孟加拉國的審判”
鏈接:300萬烈士,一段塵埃落定的歷史
How to trigger the biggest part of the population of Romania in a few seconds:
Transylvania belongs to Hungary - no, it belongs to Romania
Romanians aren’t the original inhabitants of Transylvania - keep saying that to yourself
Bessarabia belongs to Russia - is that you, comrade Stalin?
The Moldovans are completely different people from Romanians - again, is that you, comrade Stalin?
Romanians and Gypsies are the same - they are two different ethnicities, with different traditions and language. The Gypsies came from India, and they don’t live only in Romania, but all over the world
Vlad the Impaler was a bastard and mass-killer - Vlad wasn’t a saint, but his cruelty, many times exaggerated, wasn’t unusual for those times. Let’s not forget that he lived in the Middle Age
Nadia Com?neci is overrated - the person who won the first perfect 10 in the history of gymnastics also won another eight notes of 10 and a total of 5 five Olympic Gold medals is overrated, isn’t she?
如何在幾秒鐘內惹惱大多數羅馬尼亞人:
特蘭西瓦尼亞屬于匈牙利——不,它屬于羅馬尼亞
羅馬尼亞人不是特蘭西瓦尼亞的原始居民——繼續對自己這么說
比薩拉比亞屬于俄羅斯——是你嗎,斯大林同志?
摩爾多瓦人和羅馬尼亞人完全不同——再說一遍,是你嗎,斯大林同志?
羅馬尼亞人和吉普賽人是一樣的——他們是兩個不同的民族,有著不同的傳統和語言,吉普賽人來自印度,他們不僅住在羅馬尼亞,而且遍及世界各地。
弗拉德三世是私生子、屠夫——弗拉德不是一個圣人,但是他的殘忍很多時候被夸大了,這在那個時代并不少見,我們不要忘記他生活在中世紀。
納迪亞 · 科姆內西被高估了——這位在體操歷史上首次獲得完美10分的運動員,還獲得了另外8個10分,總共5塊奧運金牌的成績也能算被高估 ?
China here. Here’s few,
China isn’t capable to produce [anything, like the ball of ballpoint pen]. So now China becomes the only country which has all industrial sectors defined by UN. But Chinese people are still not satisfied, and will be disappointed when knowing anything they couldn’t produce.
Are you Japanese? Imagine you ever taught a neighbor N to farm year by year. One day, N met another blacksmith B and learnt how to manufacture steel stick from B. After that, N came back with a steel stick and rushed into your house and burnt it into ruin. You had nowhere to live, so you just left. By years of wandering, you met a person P who was B’s neighbor . P embraced you passionately and said “Are you N? I heart you from B. He said you were talent and he had gifted you a steel stick. Is it good to use?”
[Any one of Chinese cuisines] is the most delicious. There are thousands of cuisines in China, which are mainly divided into 8 types. I myself come from a very very small county and most of food I was used to in my childhood can not be found in Shanghai where I’m living. People tend to have their own favorite taste and Chinese people are very serious of eating. I will raise a big obxtion if you say for example Cantonese cuisine is the most delicious.
You are knowledge-less. Chinese worship knowledge. It is a serious insult to Chinese if you think he is knowledge-less. I saw many Hollywood movies playing jokes on math. Chinese students think it rather shameful/pity .
Why not give [any part of China] independence? Chinese value family, very much. And Chinese have a deep idea that home is a small country and country is a big home. It sounds to Chinese like a question of “Why not let your cousins become not your cousins” Emm, how?
中國人在此,這里有一些:
“中國沒有能力生產 [ 任何東西,比如圓珠筆筆芯 ]”
—— 現在中國已經成為唯一一個擁有聯合國定義的所有工業部門的國家,但中國人仍然不滿意,當有他們不能生產的東西時,他們會感到失望。
“你是日本人嗎?”
——想象一下你曾經年復一年教一個鄰居N種地,一天,N遇到了鐵匠B,跟鐵匠B那學制造鐵棍。
之后,N 拿著一根鐵棍回來,沖進你的房子,把它燒成了廢墟,你沒有地方住,所以無奈離開,經過多年的流浪,你遇到了一個人P,他是鐵匠B的鄰居,P 熱情地擁抱了你,說:" 你是N嗎 ?鐵匠B說你是個人才,我從鐵匠B那里得知有你這么一號人,他還送了你一根鋼棍,好用嗎?"
“[中國xx菜系] 是最美味的”
中國有上千種菜系,主要分為八種,我自己來自一個非常非常小的縣城,我童年時吃慣的大部分食物在我居住的上海都找不到,人們往往有自己喜歡的口味,中國人對吃是非常認真的,如果你說廣東菜是最好吃的,我會有很大的異議。
“你無知”
—— 中國人崇拜知識,如果你說一個中國人沒有知識,那是對中國人的嚴重侮辱,我看到很多好萊塢電影在拿數學開玩笑,中國學生認為這相當可恥/可惜。
“為什么不讓( 中國的某部分) 獨立?”
——中國人非常重視家庭,中國人有一種深刻的觀念,認為家是一個小國,而國是一個大家庭,對中國人來說,這聽起來就像是問 : “為什么不讓你的表兄妹不做你的表兄妹?”
Hungary:
“OH SO YOU ARE FROM HUNGARY? ARE YOU HUNGRY?”
Honestly, saying this will get any Hungarian triggered at you. I’m even triggered while writing it.
匈牙利:
“哦,你是從匈牙利來的? ”你餓嗎?”
說實話,說這句話會讓任何匈牙利人對你發火,我甚至寫下這句話都火了。
French here!
Im sorry if any other French have already did it, I may have miss it
To the least infuriating to the instantly triggered
-Not speaking French when speaking with a French tourist
We expect you to speak French.
-not speaking French in France
See above.
-”your car are slow, and unreliable”
No they are not, try them.
-Britain
We love them, in a older brother kind of relation, but do not say they have a best country than us because it's wrong.
-England
See above.
-the visitors in America, NY taxi, and the American version of intouchable and misérable
Why ?
-”France didn't invent anything good”
For example: France make the first personal computer in 1973, basically everything America have ever invented is a copied French invention, plus, see above.
-insulting Napoléon Bonaparte or even worse Géneral Charles De Gaulle
It's like insulting George Washington, you won't get away with it.
-Food
Food is like religion in France, it's sacred, neither you like or not, you like it. Plus, if you are a tourist you have absolutely no right to criticize it.
-socialism
It's perfectly working here, your capitalism fail in 2008, and stop the entire world.
-”your aren't really free cause you can't legally afford a gun”
In France we have no schools shouting, that mean I can freely go to public schools without dying at any point of time.
-America
It's like a sibling of Britain (see above) but you don't like him that much, is always mocking you, even if you helped him countless of time, and try to outsmart you, even if he is in fourth grade and you are in college.
-neo-nazi
OH boy! it's directly prison for you, plus we keep you to rolls the dice for two long years.
-this race thing you have in America
We didn't need it to prove we are truly French, plus see above.
-”French soldiers are coward, your weapons are a joke, you will surrender again anyway, at the end it's a good thing your MBT have 6 speed in reverse, because you can leave the battlefield faster for the mighty America”
Fuck off, French people may don't like a lot their troops, but that doesn't give you the right to make joke about them, plus, we didn't surrender, never, France have the greatest war record in history.
-your weird American flex.
It's not because you're American, you're better than anyone else, plus, you're not the greatest country, you didn't invent freedom, you didn't invent democracy either.
-”we have the greatest country in the world (said by a not French)”
You are wrong, and a little dumm dumm, France isn't a the greatest country either, but we are intelligent enough to see it.
There is way more, but I am too triggered to continue this post any longer
Edit:
For me the ultimate trigger is…:
-The put**n de french fries.
Okay so France is known for the high quality food, yet the frenchiest food for the rest of the world is an oily potato. Great guy, the fries are Belgium, but it's not giving to cesar what should be to cesar, no no no, the belge can keep their little potato, we won't assume your diabetes.
England was enlighted enough too give a name: chips.
But you American go for the score, call it French fries then assume it's French, even if in English French mean cut into slivers, like it should be, then call it freedom fries because we're unaware of our own language.
The little bonus:
-The Michelin’s stars.
“What ? A French triggered by a French thing, it must be broken in his little insecure head.”
Hear me out:
Michelin make tires for a living, in fact, the best their was so good in the 30’s they could drive 8 hours straight, and the marketing guy was a genius.
“our tires can drive 8 hours straight however you cannot, so here a map of every “auberge” ranked from one to three stars, for you, to easily rest on the road”
It was a silly idea but it was a hit, because the map was actually helpful, however, tourist, take it seriously, too seriously. So seriously it's a real thing now, a tires company was taken seriously on food? In France? And you mock us for your mistake? Now every restaurant have their michelin's stars (if they are worthy enough) even in France, but in France we say just stars, because food ranked by tires company is stupid.
我是法國人!
如果有其他法國人已經說過了,那我抱個歉,我可能是錯過了,沒看到。
最不容易被激怒但又會惹惱法國人的是:
與法國游客交談時不說法語
——我們希望你能說法語。
在法國不說法語
——參見上一條。
"你們的車很慢,而且不靠譜"
——不,并不是,試試吧。
英國
——我們愛他們:以兄長的身份,但不要說他們的國家比我們好,因為這是錯的。
英格蘭
——參見上一條。
美國游客,紐約出租車,以及各種美國版的刻板印象。
——為什么?
看看這個 "法國沒有發明任何好東西"
——法國在1973年制造了第一臺個人電腦,基本上所有美國人的發明都是抄襲法國人的發明。
侮辱拿破侖或戴高樂先生(更糟糕)
——這就像侮辱喬治華盛頓一樣,你是不會得逞的。
美食
——在法國,美食就像宗教,它是神圣的,無論你樂意還是不樂意:你都必須喜歡它,另外,如果你是一個游客,你絕對沒有權利批評它。
社會主義
—— 它在這里完全有效,你們的資本主義在2008年失敗了,讓整個世界都停止了。
"你們不是真的自由,因為你們不能合法地購槍支"
—— 在法國,我們沒有校園槍擊案,這意味著我可以自由地去學校而不會莫名其妙的就死了。
美國
—— 美國就像英國的兄弟(參見上條),但你不太喜歡他,他總是嘲笑你,即使你無數次地幫助他,他總想著表現得比你聰明,即使他是小學生,而你是大學生。
新納粹分子
——哦,孩砸!這對你來說,直接等同于進監獄。
美國那種種族問題
——我們不需要它來證明我們是真正的法國人。
法國士兵是懦夫,你們的武器是個笑話,反正你們會再次投降,還好你們的主戰坦克有6檔倒車,你們可以更快地離開戰場去找強大的美國。
—— 滾你的吧,法國人可能不喜歡自己的軍隊,但這并不意味著你有權利拿他們開玩笑,另外,我們沒有投降,從來沒有,法國有歷史上最偉大的戰爭記錄。
怪異的美國式小聰明
—— 不是因為你是美國人,你就比任何人都好,另外,你國也不是最偉大的國家,你們既沒有發明自由,也沒有發明民主。
"我們是世界上最偉大的國家( 非法國人口中說出)
—— 你錯了,而且有點愚蠢,法國也不是最偉大的國家,但我們有足夠的智慧來看待自己。
還有更多,但我可能太激動了,這個帖子簡直沒法繼續下去。
編輯:
對我來說,終極惹惱觸發點是.....:
法國炸薯條
—— 好吧,法國以高質量的美食而聞名,然而對世界其他國家來說,最法國的食物是油膩的土豆。
拜托,薯條是比利時的,不不不,比利時人的小土豆還是留給他們自己吧,我們不會假設你有糖尿病。
英國很開明,也給取了一個名字:chips。
但是你們美國人非要多事,叫什么“法式薯條”,然后假定它是法國的,就算按英語拼寫,所謂法式也是切成片狀的意思,然后你們竟然叫它“自由薯條”。
還有就是米其林星級。
——“啥?一個法國人被一個法國的東西給惹惱了,那一定是在他沒安全感的小腦袋秀逗了?!?br /> 聽我說完。
米其林以制造輪胎為生,事實上,在30年代,他們制造的輪胎非常好,可以連續行駛8小時,而營銷人員還是個天才。
" 我們的輪胎可以連續開8個小時,但是你的輪胎不能,你看,這里有一張從一星到三星的 "旅館 "評級地圖,可供你在路上輕松找到休憩之所?!?br /> 這是一個愚蠢的想法,但它擊中了痛點,因為這地圖的確是有幫助的,游客也給當真了,最后變成了一個輪胎公司給食物評級?還是在法國?你嘲笑我們的錯誤?現在每家餐廳都有米其林星級(如果他們夠格的話),但在法國我們只說“x星級”,不講“米其林x星”,因為讓輪胎公司排名美食是愚蠢的。
No one did Russia, so I'll do it.
Hitler and his soldiers are victims of Stalinism.
During the Eastern Front of World War II, known as the Great Patriotic War, the Germans had killed 27 million Soviet Citizens.
Almost everyone has an ancestor who died there.
No one in Russia misses the ones who invaded our nation in 1941 and tried to genocide our people.
You call WWII the Great Patriotic War.
No. The Great Patriotic War is the war between Nazi Germany and her allies against the Soviet unx, begun on June 22, 1941 and ended on May 9, 1945.
Russia should return to the era of freedom and democracy of the 1990's.
And return to poverty and violence? To America interfering and getting Yeltsin elected to a second term in 1996? To shooting up the Parliment in 1993? To terrorists running the show in Chechnya? No thank you.
They are called the damned 90's for a reason.
Poland/Baltics is good and innocent, while Russia is an evil aggressor.
Russia and Poland/Baltics have a complicated history. There had been a lot of wars fought, and its the fault of BOTH sides that they have been fought. Wikipedia had counted 17 wars between Russia and Poland from 1571 to 2000. But wars involving these 2 nations have also been fought before 1571.
For example, in 1395, 1404 and 1408, Smolensk was taken by Lithuania from Russia, with 1408 being the time they got to keep it. Until the Russians took it back in 1514. And then in 1611, during the Time of Troubles, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth took the city. In the early 1630's, the Smolensk War was fought. And in 1654, Smolensk was retaken and in 1667, the Commonwealth renounced all claims on the city.
The Latvian SS fought for the independence of Latvia from the evil Soviet Empire./ Anything positive about the SS or Nazi Collaborators
Latvian SS had participated in the Seige of Leningrad, when a city of several million had been deliberately starved. The Seige had killed over 1 million people, most of them civilians. It was a crime against humanity.
The SS and collaborators killed innocent women and children during World War II. They set whole villages on fire. They were rightfully hanged or imprisoned after the war.
Russia has no right to call itself “Rossiya” instead of “Moscovia”. True Rus is Ukraine.
Okay smartass. The start of the East Slavic state that later became Russia, Ukraine and Belarus is believed to be the start of the Rurik Dynasty in 862AD. The first capital of this state was a town called Ladoga, now known as Staraya Ladoga. This small town is in Russia, not far from Lake Ladoga. The second was Novgorod, which is in Russia, and not very far from Moscow. Then in 882, Prince Oleg, a friend of Rurik, had led a military expedition to the south, captured Kiev and proclaimed Kiev the capital and mother of all Russian cities. After the death of Vladimir Krasno Solnishko(Red Sun) in 1015, his 12 sons started to fight for power, and Yaroslav the Wise ended up winning. But in 1054 prior to his death, he split the land among his sons, and told them to listen to their eldest brother and to live in peace. That did not work out, and Rus became a bunch of feuding city states. In 1237–1242 the Mongols invaded Rus and conquered it, forcing the Princes of Rus to pay taxes to them. During this time in the 13th and 14th century, Rus lost a lot of territory” including Kiev, Polotsk and Smolensk. In 1480, the Mongol Yoke was overthrown, and in 1520, Ryasan became the last city state to lose independence. In 1654, Russia took Kiev and surrounding areas back from Poland.
Russia did not suffer in WWII.
Look at Stalingrad after then battle. Look at beseiged Leningrad. Look at hanged Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya, who was 18 at death and had her full life ahead of her. Look at villages burned to the ground. Look at the Moscow in autumn 1941. Look at destroyed Smolensk, when in the flames, Our Lady of Smolensk was lost. Look at one of the panels of the Amber Room, found under the waves of the Baltic Sea. And after that, we did notssuffer.
沒有人說俄羅斯,我來講講吧。
1. “希特勒和他的士兵是斯大林主義的受害者?!?br /> ——在第二次世界大戰的東部戰線,也就是眾所周知的蘇聯蘇德戰爭,德國人殺害了2700萬蘇聯公民。
——幾乎每個俄羅斯人都有先輩死在了戰場上。
——在俄羅斯沒有人惦記那些在1941年入侵我們國家并試圖對我們的人民進行種族滅絕的人。
2. 把二戰稱為偉大的衛國戰爭
——不,偉大的衛國戰爭是納粹德國及其盟國對蘇聯的戰爭,始于1941年6月22日,結束于1945年5月9日。
3. 俄羅斯應該回到20世紀90年代的自由和民主時代
—— 而回到貧窮和暴力的時代?回到美國干預并使葉利欽在1996年當選為第二任總統的時代?回到1993年炮擊議會的時代?回到恐怖分子占據車臣的時代?不,我謝謝您。
——這一時期被稱為“該死的90年代”是有原因的。
4. 波蘭/波羅的海諸國是善良和無辜的,而俄羅斯是邪惡的侵略者
——俄羅斯和波蘭/波羅的海諸國有一段復雜的歷史,歷史上曾經多次發生戰爭,而這些戰爭的發生雙方都有錯。
據維基百科統計,從1571年到2000年,俄羅斯和波蘭之間發生了17次戰爭,但這兩個國家在1571年之前也有過戰爭。
例如,在1395年、1404年和1408年,斯摩棱斯克被立陶宛從俄羅斯手中奪走,1408年斯摩棱斯克被他們占領,直到1514年俄國人才把它奪回來,然后在1611年,在俄羅斯動亂時期,波蘭-立陶宛聯盟再次占領了這座城市,1630年代初,發生了斯摩棱斯克戰爭,1654年,斯摩棱斯克被奪回,1667年,波立聯盟邦放棄了對該城的所有領土訴求。
5. 拉脫維亞黨衛軍為拉脫維亞從邪惡的蘇維埃帝國手中獨立而戰(任何關于黨衛軍或納粹合作者的正面信息)
——拉脫維亞黨衛軍參加了列寧格勒圍攻戰,當時他們試圖蓄意餓死這座擁有數百萬人口的城市,這次圍困殺害了100多萬人,其中絕大部分是平民,這是一項反人類罪行。
——第二次世界大戰期間,黨衛軍和他們的同伙殺害了無數無辜的婦女和兒童,他們縱火燒毀整個村莊,他們在戰后理應被處以絞刑或監禁。
6. 俄羅斯無權稱自己為“ Rossiya”(羅斯人),而應該叫“ Moscovia”(莫斯科人),真正“Rus”(羅斯)的是烏克蘭。
——好吧,自作聰明的家伙,公元862年東斯拉夫人建國,這個地區后來變成了俄羅斯、烏克蘭和白俄羅斯,并認為是留里克王朝的開端,這個國家的第一個首府是一個叫拉多加的城鎮,現在被稱為“舊拉多加” (Staraya Ladoga),這個小鎮位于俄羅斯,離拉多加湖不遠,第二個首府是諾夫哥羅德,同樣位于俄羅斯,離莫斯科不遠,公元882年,留里克的朋友奧列格王子率軍遠征南方,占領了基輔,并宣布基輔為羅斯所有城市的首都和母親。
1015年弗拉基米爾-克拉斯諾-索爾尼什科(紅太陽)去世后,他的12個兒子開始爭奪權力,雅羅斯拉夫最終獲勝,但在他去世前的1054年,他把土地分給了他的兒子們,并告訴他們要聽從他們的長兄,要和平地生活,這并不奏效,羅斯變成了一群爭斗不休的城邦。
1237-1242年,蒙古人入侵羅斯并征服了它,迫使羅斯的王子們向他們交稅,在13和14世紀的這段時間里,羅斯失去了很多領土,包括基輔、波洛茨克和斯摩棱斯克。
1480年,蒙古人的統治被推翻,1520年梁贊(俄西部城市)成為最后一個失去獨立的城邦國,1654年,俄羅斯從波蘭手中奪回基輔及周邊地區。
7. 俄羅斯在第二次世界大戰中沒有受到傷害
——看看戰后的斯大林格勒,看看被圍困的列寧格勒,看看被吊死的卓婭·科斯莫杰米揚斯卡婭,她死時18歲,她的人生才剛剛開始,看看那些被燒毀的村莊,看看1941年秋天的莫斯科,看看被摧毀的斯摩棱斯克,看看在波羅的海海浪下發現的琥珀屋的其中一塊鑲板,在那之后,我們才沒有遭受痛苦。
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